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1. Members that POST alot or have %age poster next to name, please comment saying as such

Members that feel like they posted alot, please comment saying as such If you feel like you post a lot of jokes or it says you are a top percentage poster next to your username, please comment below

2. What did the third wise man say after his friends had already presented gold and frankincense?

“But wait, there’s myrrh!”

3. Why was the whale happy?

He found his life’s porpoise.

4. Why do jazz musicians make the best mummies?

They spent their entire lives decomposing. Credit where it's due, this one came from my twin 10yos

5. Son: Dad, I was cast in the school play as the husband!

Dad: maybe next time you'll get a speaking part

6. Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

7. Yo momma so dumb

She tried to climb Mountain Dew…

8. What did Darth Vader say to his son at Christmas?

Luke, I sent your presents.

9. What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer….

10. Yo mama so old, her birth year is 0001.

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